Honey Boo Boo's mom, June, has no fear when it comes to pageants, but don't get her near… mayo? The reality star redneck fears the condiment, but her family doesn't quite understand… and here comes the shenanigans.

It's like one of those necessities that we turn a blind eye to—that is, until we saw this clip of Honey Boo Boo sitting on her kitchen floor smacking large containers of the condiment into a glass bowl to present to her mother. Watching Mama June

Honey Boo Boo won't be trading child beauty pageants for figure skating anytime soon — not based on the giant face dives she took during a recent ice rink adventure.

June tells TMZ the lion's share of earnings from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" (a cool $15k – $20k per episode) is being equally divided into funds for all 5 girls Alana "HBB" Thomson (7), Lauryn (12), Jessica (15) and Anna (18) and baby Kaitlyn.

Honey Boo Boo won't be trading child beauty pageants for figure skating anytime soon — not based on the giant face dives she took during a recent ice rink adventure.

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