My Meditations on Bruce Lee
When I look back and think upon Bruce Lee I cannot help but remember that he liked beating up his wife. What is it that all the super tuff looking guys like to beat up their women. I mean can you imagine what is like to be hit by the best martial artist of all times. Plus, the way he hit people is so freaking loud. I mean he slaps you or punches you and then he yells like a maniac AAAAAHUA YA YYAAAA!!!! UUUHHAAAA… By the gods he was one scary guy. Plus, I think he was insane to boot.
I remember seeing in the fictional documentary about Bruce Lee that he used to have visions about demons. It is impossible for him to have died of natural causes. After all he was in the best shape that anyone could ever hope to achieve. Plus, there was no gun wounds or poison in his system. He kept having odd dreams of demons that where coming to get him. He started having those dreams after his old man died.He probably got traumatized or something.
Aside from the fact that he was freaking insane some of his movies did not make any sense. I remember in enter the dragon how he would sneak around. He would jump a guy and yell in the most horrendous fashion, and surprise surprise no one heard his terrible squeals. By the gods, he sounded like some animal in pain. Perhaps the louder one yells the stronger that person si. I guess since Bruce Lee was a Mr Level 100 then he had the highest yell in all existence.
If I remember correctly he fought Chuck Noris and Jackie Chan. The results where quite obvious. It is interesting how the nono yelling kind of fighters survived them. His fighting style is quite crisps and concise no movement was ever wasted. Plus, his training was also bizarre, he used to wear some odd electrodes that stimulated his muscles while he was resting.
He was so good at battle that he could tell when it was for real or not. In one of his old movies they hired a fighter to make the battle more realistic. He got angry at this and thus destroyed the wonderful tape. Yes, he had a lot of accomplishments but or some reason I can only think of him as the worst wife beater in the world. By the gods, why do the level 100 like to pick on the level 1s?
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